Mr. Ghulam Nabi Azad is the politician to look out for. The Minister of Health & Family Welfare has been coming up with groundbreaking ideas for population control. They are wildly creative and usher in a new kind of governance.
Idea 1: Improve late night programming on television so that people end up watching tv and not having children.
Idea 2: People should marry after the age of 30 so that they have fewer children.
The great thing about these ideas is that they aim at the root cause of the population problem: Sex
Marry late = No sex = No children
Encourage TV viewing at night = No sex =No children
(This formula is also a derivation of the axiom: Night = When people have sex)
So I think, it is our duty as responsible citizens to come up with ingenious ideas to add to this list. But remember the ideas should not involve any effort for the Ministry of Health and Family Welfare.
My Contribution:
Bathe once a week = Cultivate Body Odour = No sex = No children (Also saves water)
Start dangerous fist fights = Injure yourself badly or Die = No sex = No children
(I'll be adding to this list.. meanwhile contribute and have your name next to your idea.. don't be shy, let's not have sex)
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3 Whats and What nots:
Legalise and subsidise strip clubs that stay open through the night. Legalise and subsidise pumps and dildos.
A friend's uncle had gone to see a live cricket match. Dhoni's sixer that went into the stadium was tried to be caught by a person sitting ahead of my friend's uncle. He missed. Very little is known about the events that conspired hence, but my friend's uncle was rendered impotent. I wonder how this module can be applied at a mass level though.
Solar powerise the country and flood the country with bright night lights, so nights feel like days. No nights = no sex = no children.
Umm why are all these great ideas predominantly urban centric? Secondly, the idea is not GNA's own invention but was first propagated when Cable TV became a rage and then when digital TV became a "must have" in rural areas. I'm still surprised to see the number of DTH/Sun TV/Tata Sky dishes jutting out of roofs in villages irrespective of whether the house is kutcha or pucca
for men, learn Khap Culture and preferably Haryanvi too , majority of women will put you on absolute turn off list, most men will take interest in you for completely non-sexual reasons, you will never have sex unless you are open for bromance, in every conclusion of this thread, no sex = no children.
for women, don't keep your mouths clean, majority of sane men will not even feel like touching you in person, hence no sex = no children
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